TYPICAL ANN (YOU KNOW SHE DOES THIS) ON DATING LIFE - SHE NEVER DATES SERIOUSLY

There are a lot of secrets which Ann puts in her writing that only I and her share. Both Ann and I went for so long without any dates, dinner, or the slight bit of fun. From 1990 to 1998 was a dead period in the personal life and totally dead. Not even one single date. It was a desperate situation and Ann used to hear so many complaints about the DC area which made Ocean City, Md and Virginia Beach a good weekend trip. But if you go there, it is so crowded during the summers it is still difficult. Ann would never date me or go on a date, not even drinks and you just give up eventually. That was her big surprise, if she would have dated seriously, the first one would have been with moi back in 1998 when I used to ask her, oh every week on Friday to meet at Ocean City Maryland.

Having grown up in and around DC, frequenting the bars in Northern Virginia, Hammerjacks in Maryland, Adams Morgan, Trax, and the many bike paths and gym; I would complain to Ann about how women were uptight and always too hidden in their reasons around Washington DC. The single life only works if you are in college or there for a short job. Other than this people leave for the weekend or get stationed every two years. Ann got sick and tired of me saying this and I used to ask her out all the time for a one night stand and she would even turn me down! I used to ask her out weekly and she would play it off. Okay so she had to work the next morning and really did not have a career yet.

"Coulter had written a complaint about single life in Washington, and Salon responded with some dating advice to help her in her "quest for tube steak". The magazine's tips ranged from "Buy a vibrator" to "Stop being such a mean bitch". She laughs this all off, of course, since she has no interest in being a victim, but you can't help but feel that some of the flak that has landed on Ann Coulter is not about her politics. Put another way, few conservative men arouse this kind of hostility. Besides, you've got to love a woman who manages to construct a feminist argument for the right to bear arms. Does she own a gun herself? "I do." Where does she keep it? "Well, that's more classified than who I'm dating. Guns are our friends. God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal." - "An Appalling Magic" by The Guardian, 2003 -