CONSIDER STEPPING DOWN OR TAKING TIME OFF FOR PRIVATE MATTERS

1/23/2009 8:40:46 PM I used to spend an hour or less yelling at Ann Coulter for the stupid private life fiascos she has managed to concoct throughout her life to market the glamorous swinger lifestyle; less the sex part; because it gained favor and gifts. Women have the unique privileges of acquiring promises of affection and using others to capitalize. So while I used to slap Annie on the wrist, I have been enlightened by a vibration and revelation now that marriage and family is the real honor when you have no money or reputation left. So the hour of denigrating the woman who has been my best and only friend for over twenty years is now three sometimes five hours a day. Nothing is refutable and no answers are ever given; moot situation. How many women enjoy being denigrated daily for up to three or five hours to make them feel alive and vindicated “the more my enemies hate me, the more I wear my honor?” It is now becoming a routine from Ann and it is all her or what she calls her “pundit life.” The same life she claims she “is considering quitting.” She will tell the world if her goal is to burn in hell and loose everything in this world.

Yes, the woman who swore she would finish life with me and through thick and thin; is now going to “consider” quitting her career. You would think that if your child is sick, hungry, or need your care; maybe if your husband had fallen ill or your father was stricken with a fatal disease; you would take some time out to care for them. Not Ann, she is a patriot and she is a conservative die hard; our hero. So to respond to my current “straying” from her jewel of a life; she has considered saving her life, reputation, marriage, and promise by considering “quitting.” Damn those liberals, we will get you back you monstrous vexations of evil. We are not going to quit, you are not going to make us quit. It is a wonderful life and one worth living for any conservative. The feeling of being denigrated daily is enough to make you wet your pants. When you yell at someone for three to five hours a day over stupid games to hurt others; it is a clear sign of a jackass; someone pliable and prone to mistakes. A belittled individual so subservient they are an idiot; yet they are so unlike and create vast unlike ability. Most women cry when they are plagued with frustrations or the gender greatness we have deep rooted hatred for. Like a boxer, you can only take so many shots to the head before you swing at your own self.

For a genius like her, you have to be awe struck at the incredible substance and the principled thought she relays to each and every American out there to the commitment and the passion she has for her own life. I quit my job the moment my loved one cried or was angered. Ann has this unique gift of blocking out everything; even herself and her own needs. I have never seen anything like this but she claims to be fighting for me and is my voice because she is my best friend. I have learned to ignore it and talk to other girls and until I can find a good fit and not such a goof off or fool; I am stuck with Ann’s deranged stalkers telling me to never write her because they have an open murder plot on her. You cannot beat the Laura Palmer (Twin Peaks) crap she graciously gives you; it makes you renew your wedding vows. As Ann Coulter graciously says, “its all lies.” Ha, ha, go get your dumb little heads checked you morons. You cannot beat her. She will tell the world if her goal is to burn in hell and loose everything in this world. With a new murder plot each month, she fits the profile of a soccer mom; personally, someone of marriage and family notoriety. The pyramid of boyfriends is all BS and fun and games.

In so far as yelling at a woman or being upset, I have rarely if ever come across this my entire life and now; it is a daily routine into the bizarre and absurd life of a person I am increasingly regret calling my best friend leave alone life partner. I have chosen her replacement as someone lesser, not a virgin, has a reputation, does not hate women with a passion, use men like salami meat, has boyfriends send me love letters about how hurt they are, does not have the Jerry Springer crowd attack me every single day, is not as smart, does not try to present themselves artificially as your best friend; and is a living breathing human being. Depressions are good because when you have nothing, your reputation is rock bottom, your friends concoct murder plots every single week to profit or put you in your place, you do not stop at nothing, and really do not have anything that looks like a life; you would think quitting and keeping the only thing left is important. Nobody. Now how do you teach this genius this valuable lesson about life? Why would someone who loved you and knew you for twenty years; ignore you because you are going to hell and are burning in hell? Do not take us with you; you do not have to quit or stop acting like a harmless swinger; just do not take us with you.

It is like a god damn game with her and her terror network or maniacs. She is not fearful or scared. She is never too tired. She is always one step ahead. Nothing affects her, weather, death threats, murder plots, terrorists, Nazi Presidents, etc… Now the mere thought she might be single has her hyperventilating and angry. Expect the dishes and pottery broken or to hear things being thrown all over. The prospect of another more “worthy” woman or a loving women and she “might consider quitting.” Ann is an amazing act and an amazing grace to my life and all of our lives. So ask her; are you married, do you have kids, and why or why not? This is not who she is and somewhere she took the wrong turn and never came back; but now she is “considering quitting” or even “taking some time off.” Job well done Annie! You give those liberals hell! I am one lucky bastard and nobody has to tell me otherwise. This sounds like my god damn kidnap case also but by the god damn liberals! What the fuck is wrong with these people?

The problem starts when you do not know who you are. Then not liking who you are and dealing with who you want to be. Then knowing who your enemy is and feeling really hateful because you cannot be who you are or know who you is; or trying to deal with who they want you to be. The worst and the biggest fall any woman can ever have in this world is to devote every breath of life in her body to or on one person and then having them tell her how broken, selfish, ignorant, mean, meaningless, lying, fake, and what we call the perfect soccer mom and the most important girl in his life. Ever watched the movie “Leaving Las Vegas?” It is not about sex; it is about prostitution and “swinging” for something else in life. It is called a death wish.

Ann has lived and breathed every exhale I have ever put out; and now our daily routine is her being denigrated daily, up to five hours about her life and how important she is in marriage or life. “Thoughts on same-sex marriage? I’m against it. Liberals do not understand the point of marriage. The point of marriage is not for society to understand the strong feelings people have for one another. It is to raise children. It’s to harness men’s natural promiscuity and to direct it toward one woman and one set of children.” In most women’s eyes or by comparison to most other women, Ann is a failure. However, in her life and in her world; the rules do not apply to her or who she wants them to. I give up and gave up; but if this is what she learned after 20 years, then I did fail and may burn in hell for what I have done or how I have made more powerful a person I cannot stand to know or associate at this time.

Like Caroline Kennedy said, she stepped down because her father was sick or dying. Some people quit when they are ahead while others take it to the very end and loose everything and everyone. How do you love or marry a person who is on this mission to suggest she is the devil and is going to burn in hell; thus enjoys sadomasochism, Leona Helmsly fashion, Jesus Christ, Protestantism, being hateful and hated, being selfish, condemning others, feeling crucified, and asking for mercy or scared you screwed up badly? Why any woman would profess their love to any man and then give no effort to being a devil is beyond our cognizance. We are not dealing with real people here; only actors who claim they are something better or superior to who we are. So we observe them but they do not observe themselves because their goal is to justify the nonsense of their own life. So when you want to buy a car that is missing the wheels “but just tell me what is wrong and I will fix it” please raise your hand! That is Ann… she is willing to fix it like the current situation; she is and mirrors the enemy. She is some spirit of an enemy; but is she trying to be loved and by whom?

It helps to put effort in or make a worthy contribution. If Ann is capable of love and has any sense of being a human being, she will show the ability to love and what she calls “the quintessential soccer mom” otherwise, she can burn in hell as some witch. There comes a point where taking it too far and people getting hurt is enough. These are people who do not know who they are and if they did, do not like each other at all; so it is not the best idea to have them in our life to educate us on life when they are just worthless and really annoying. They do not stop and want to prove some point; they hate themselves and their lives are broken in pieces so they resort to some virginity or some intoxication. If it were not for me, Ann would have a nervous breakdown. If it were not for her; I would be fine now. Life is truly a complete joke and these people give me so much to be thankful and proud of. I was the first in line to enroll in seminary and theology class; matter of fact I was drafted by a jackass for eleven years and my head is ready to explode. Who is this teacher? Who showed up and who admitted to this?

“Who do you admire most in the world? Um, living right now, maybe Rush Limbaugh. I know that sounds obvious. He’s like a Ronald Reagan who never ends. Would you want to date him? None of your beeswax.” (Not a chance in hell)