DEAR ANN (AKA: JJs GURL AND LADY DI); PLS CORRECT THE RECORD AND FILE FORMAL CHARGES OR SHUT THE GUT UP PLS! WHOSE SIDE ON NOW? AOK ALSO; 4.23.2010

So let me take a guess and wing this one now. You are so distraught, going through so much, are stressed beyond imagination, have men pounding on your door and not your ass, in such fear and taking the fight to them; you forget who your partner is and why you did this? So the trauma and the pain was so severe or paralyzing; you date aimlessly or go to dinners like a wandering moron and meandering idiot? All to prove how distraught and hurt you are! This will cause your libido to puff out like a jelly fish and enhance your marriage and career at the same time; meanwhile lesbians will buy your books, hair products, invite you to more dinners; and you can brag about being JJ's Girl. Wait, one more and the last doozy; you are now suicidal and in so much pain; your hip broke or your feet got bigger? As I see it; your only option is to do as told but you have not cleaned it up or stopped your wandering and aimless conservatism or Republicanism. Traumatized by the whole matter, you continue to be the sex kitten, date like you are dying, and want more dinners, restoration weekends, and more speeches and travel so Floyd and you can grow closer! That is the story upstairs and one of the insane stories used to cover up the entire affair; what is yours or our cover now? Did it occur to you that I have a 550 million complaint and as a villain; you can really stink up my case, life, and emotional state? I am ready to duck again; what do you have next and when? If you file charges, they will shut the fuck up and not pretend to be attacking or stampeding-bullying me; now I have a deranged female stalker on this end mimicking anything you say or do. Your deranged boyfriends tell me they are union leaders and FBI union leaders; also Jimmy JJ Hoffa. Don't you think I am overwhelmed and have a lot of problems to be babysitting you? How about asking your boyfriends or dates to help you before you add more or make more of a mess? So why are you coming to me now and asking for forgiveness or marriage counseling... how I mistreated or crucified you unfairly? I am not the sex kitten or dated or had dinner with 10,000 men; or did I? How stupid do you wish to look or present yourself because I have to now expunge all of your follies. No problem, that will only take another ten or twenty years and I have all the time in the world with you. Talk about an Exxon Valdez like disaster by the Captain of the ship. I have filed charges and I am talking to Obama and his admin. about this right now; why aren't you? Belittle them and use caution; but this is over the top, outrageous, inflammatory, damaging, life threatening, career ending, and overkill. I also asked nicely to stop and put some safety or brakes on; why do you keep fighting me and crying or pleading for mercy? Also, STOP SENDING IRISH CATHOLIC COONS MY WAY OR THEIR SIDEKICK AND YOUR STALKERS FROM ISRAEL; I AM OVERWHELMED BY YOU IMMIGRATION AND NYC UPTOWN ATTITUDE.