Dear JJ and Hustler Magazine: I think you will find Ann a keeper and a wonderful gift to your life. Ann is a very attentive and likes a man to pamper her good feelings. She loves to talk and especially in public places. You will find Ann a perfect match to all of your wishes; never needing to worry or telling her what to do. The British have some very nice things to say also. They told me she loves the classy hotels and expensive dinners; a man who will run the bill up and have no brakes in life. She loves the challenge of falling and competition; a free fall and "pulling the stick" when near the bottom. Ann loves photos and has boxes of superior pictures through the years. Even female politicians travel to her home and hold all you can eat buffets. You will immediately recognize Ann as a person who is trustworthy and will never miss an event. I have noticed over the years Ann has had a few problems in her love life; but they have departed and she brings no baggage or problems. She is a woman who does not need a man to labor over her needs. What she wants or needs is rhetoric and lots of laughs. The warmth and love she has for others is immense; always beating others to write an obituary. Do not mistake her high class with high price. Ann is packed with value and meaningful life travels. Every man I have spoken to has told me the charm, personality, and sheer joy knowing her. Some of her peers are jealous and share a nightmare about how women try to emulate her constantly and analyze the repetitive glow she brings to any life experience. Do not listen to the starving naysayers who claim she incites a riot and is not motivated by love. Ann is love and her value will be the currency of memories, joy, and warmth in life. Ann is a girl who will even fight her own bar fights; never causing any problems or tending to the affairs of the heart incessantly in friendship. Ann will never seek sympathy or budge on her strong positions; a fixed point that never needs fixing or doing over. Her loyalty is worth more than travel checks at AMEX and her life is a worldly affair. You will find that Ann will always calm your nerves; a mild stimulant and sedative of the heart. They say that love is the many splendid things that life has waiting for those who deserve it; Ann is this prize. She is an expensive commodity waiting to be discovered and jogged until health and strength fuses with youth and wisdom. Not only is she the dream of every man; she says what she means and will never wander off or stray from her duties as a tender affair of the heart. When you break bread with her or sit to share a dinner moment, your worries will disappear suddenly and you will be intoxicated by the enchantments of what other women can only describe as the ageless reasons we all share. Once, Ann walked in a room and the stigma of the Scarlet Letter each human being bears just disappeared as if time was suspended in a package of beauty that healed. She heals the soul and she brings no pain to anyone's life.
You will never have to ask Ann to raise her standards and work ethics in order to keep harmony or do magnificent work; never a mess or a problem. Ann can sit next to the best military leaders in this world and show no idiotism or buffoonery. You will always nod at her for showing no hostile conflict. Some women are inflicted with a form of idiotism which causes them to become emotional; not Ann, she uses her brains and can explain her actions. Ann will go in front of the public and honestly show them her excellence and personal standard; never showing any form of idiotism or stupidity. As a warrior and great military leader; a special genetic breed must be present which carries with it a duality between love and peace, hate and acceptance, selfish motives and duty, and other life contradictions. Mistakes are punishing and Ann will always go in front of the public and show them the naked truth about life and can be a fine addition to the leadership of SATWAR and ultimate warfare. Officer cadre will recognize how different Ann is from other females in taming the ferocious discipline which military service demands and how power is deep inside and so different; it must be hidden or sugar coated. Military leaders know how male instincts are different than feel intuition; the sensation of emotional reactions to difficult life predicaments where mind must matter over body. Ann is that special breed and cut so sharp she can hurt her enemies by angering them. Ann will never show this lack of discipline to her own anger or resentments; always using her female intuition and persuasions to control the situation and increase it. Her tastes are also impeccable; she shows an affinity for the finer things in life and frequently attend million dollar parties and cajoling the attendees.
Ann is a fierce warrior. She will never sacrifice her standards and values for a cent of discord. Ann has zero tolerance to misfits who wreck the show and the personal affairs of sacred institutions such as family, marriage, or duty. She once told me, "no man living or dead will ever dare touch me inappropriately or put me in an uncompromising situation." It is not only believable but true and her enemies see fear in the mirror. Women sometimes are victims of sexual predators or unwanted attention which breaks down personal friendships, causes paranoia, or erodes a marriage. Not Ann, she is always on top of this and a mere slight of movement can produce a mechanical machete sort of response. There are certain women you do not look at and Ann is that sort of woman; they are not viewed sexually or expect any kind of benefit from gifts, kindness, or opportunities. As a professional, Ann is a joy to work with. There is never discord, jealousy, or a mere suggestion of impromptus. Ann is focused, she is at peace, she always harmonizes a room, and sets calm and peace in the smallest and least advantaged in life. Even those who are disadvantaged in life by their personality take to Ann well. They see her as a mother and a friend; someone who will always be there and come to the aid or comfort of those in deep pain. I once saw Ann breast feed a fallen and dying baby wren that had been born only days before and was hanging on to life. People just magnetize to her for reasons that are beyond typical female characteristics and what they see is a warrior and a ferocious ally of the truth. Human sanity aside, Ann makes the best of companion to an despondent, extroverted, or extremely persistent. 
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