CLIENT 76: THE PRINCESS OF APPALACHIA SUICIDE WATCH (PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR WILL ANN COULTER SO MY LOVER AND I CAN HAVE A HAPPY LIFE OF BANQUETS, DINNE

Thursday, March 05, 2009 Ann, you have not produced one god damn red cent and if you have; it did not go into my account; yet you shave off my profits and capitalize on my life, your/our cash cow, and instigate and wreck our life. Now you are forcing me and our life into one which disgraces the military; but you are no perfectionist. Who are you fighting for? If you want to come to the aid of ET then step forward. She has to produce one person who can vouch for her, there is so much controversy and over the top outrageous "tramp stamp." She wishes to join the club of lipstick sluts who has affairs and weekends with men for a fee; also, a life of rumor and an "air of infidelity." Her biographies are about boyfriends pouring out and stalking her; yes the Ruth Bader Ginsberg look alike. So, if she has any friends left; then they can come to her aid or vouch for her to suggest she is a good person and not a crazy mad cow Lava Braun. If nobody comes to speak on her behalf, it is time she put on the string bikini and tans the bony ass. I can name off 20 men who have came to me or stalked me about how she is a hooker, swinger, hoe, etc...

Ann Coulter is trying to get in trouble with everybody; for everybody to hate her because she instigates and overpowers others with no consideration of what is being asked. She trades in her values and those she lives for; for others she does not know anything about or even likes. She plays her cards in such an awful way, four star Generals have complained to me. At some point, you just give up and say how effort and results are insane. She wants a reputation of dating every man on earth while insisting she is the pure virgin sacrifice; which is not true. I have been with her for over twenty years and intimate. It feels like the princess of Appalachia epic and her adventures, Beverly Hills Hillbilly (Ann) and Ninja (Rush).The first word which comes to the mind is “unlike able.” This is a group and bunch of people who have a lot of problems and are far from perfectionism but they demand others to bow down; even Generals and military spouses. It is a bad breed to mix in royal courts or even military courts. It is a bad breed to be a rescue or to resemble strength and leadership.

Either she is going to get a rescue or she is going on a long vacation because the Joint Chiefs of Staff, like her staff of deranged stalkers and psychotic deranged fans, has given me their honor and word; we will make it through this and to the end. How smart is Ann Coulter and how much of a leader is she truly? Does she have a heart of a lion or a voice of a mouse? She called me a stalker and I said at least you did not call me a perfectionist. I am and was being attacked by several conservatives, the liberals, Israel, the unions, the left wing police force, and immigrant groups (the left wing and the global communist base). The suicide watch for Ann Coulter begins; is she the fearless and brave little Annie we know or just a god damn pain in the neck? All her friends and staff said, "We want to see her body next to ours." We will deal with thanking you when we get to it Ann; for now, we are in dire straits and things are bleak. She never told me about any of this, what she is hiding, what lies she perpetuated like a virus, and the need she has for drama and attention.

(Blow your brains out if you cannot get your way or use your female persuasions ET finger; put me on your will okay):
SHE did not date all these guys, go to dinner with them, write them love notes, create love triangles, act like a total tramp and whore, etc... SHE did not do any of it but bent backwards to help you even if SHE had bad feelings and was reunited with you. Then you wanted me to do drugs with you, wanted me to lie for you, wanted me to join the Klan, wanted me to listen to hippie music, then watch videos of infidelity and pure whorism, and listen to deranged boyfriends for six months; while humiliated and struck down because you are so ignorant you said SHE was stalking you. ET and the voice of Jeffrey Dalmer says I was stalking her. Both of you tried to buy me off and "surprise" me with another house. SHE said do not go to LA and you go and say how you were buying me a house after SHE was upset and beyond disgruntled. You threw away your life for people you do not like or know. SHE have four star Generals complaining and scared of you also. Nothing about you is worth speaking of except how suicidal you are and want me to bond with you so you can go on some hateful tirade. SHE rewarded you by merely offering you an offer to leave dodge with you boyfriend since you allege SHE had been stalking you. Your security and deranged fans bought into your shit; while we rescued your bony ungrateful bony ass. You are Leona Helmsley trying to run for the princess of Appalachia; and prove you are of pedigree to sit with Generals and royals. So SHE said to accept my offer or blow your brains out; SHE is not giving you 10 more apologies or excuses.

I come from a Virginia country boy background; the outdoors. You New Yorkers have a disease of the mind. That disease is like an airplane, you cram into this small box just to get somewhere and end up nowhere. It is like an army of ants heading to the beauty pageant or the popularity contest on MTV. I said it best as Metallica sharing the stage with a boy band; there is going to be some tension. Yet Ann says she loves happy endings and she is the same person as always. I haven’t a clue that she is or has been; do you? She jumps through the hoops to be a miracle poodle for some lucky man and ends up rebelling and revolting unlike I have ever scene. I had the same thing done to me and being reprogrammed. The best of what New York City could produce is a disaster. The best of Washington DC is invincible and indisputable.