DEAR ANN COULTER: WHY OUR RELATIONSHIP IS A PARALYZED MESS AND WHY YOU CANNOT PERFORM UNDER PRESSURE, YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD AND NOT A GO GETTER

Saturday, March 21, 2009 I have figured out your problem Ann. When it is fake and with someone you hate, you are too gung-ho. But when it is for real and for a lifetime, you are gun shy and live in this fantasy world where you think it has to be perfect and you freeze up completely. You did this in 1997 and then in 2008. In 1997 you waited three years idly as I told you to meet me; the same in 2008. I sent you my address, email, chat names, web sites, etc... All you do is write columns about me or talk to me via the media and call. You literally freeze and are terrified and even if I gave you a game plan because I am experienced, you chickened out. I asked you if you are comfortable to go on a date and you froze, then sent me the Batman movie and I had no clue. Are you going to wait 20 more years? Annie, I have total motor and mental control with fury and might. You must adapt to how aggressive I am and stop freezing up.

Ann, I am super aggressive. When I ride motorcycles I constantly push the limits, constantly testing myself. I am a very aggressive person and I have a lot of practice at this. You wait and wait, we get angry and angry, your life turns worse and worse, and we turn on each other more and more. You go out with all these losers, tell me how fake it is, and literally freeze and cannot even talk straight to me while you pour out how hard you worked for how much you try to be together. To you life is in a book. Romance is a literary myth. When it comes to love you are so protective and insecure; you prefer to hide. Play for real and stop playing for the fakes. Now you are too fake and don't even know how to act around me now. Why you did this I have no idea, you did not take time off as I had told you and learned how to act with me. You mess up so badly you spend most of your time crying and hurt. You make incessant excuses then use men to assert yourself again to recollect who you are. See what conservatism did to you and always trying to be like me or say what I do? Now you have to live up to it and live it. You see how these shit for brains hide and sneak around? You see how weak and evil they are but think they are superior?

You are an absolute idiot when it comes to men and do not even understand love or can act on an impulse and feeling. This is why you are a wreck and was. Then a woman will come along and steal me and you start crying like a baby or pouting. Then you go and seek revenge on me or say how we date simultaneously and drive the gap farther. The problem is when it is fake and with a loser you are gung-ho and an act; when it is for real you are scared stiff and unable to move or speak. It is not me, it is you; worse you pull this sex kitten act and drive all these men to stalk you but you are freeze up and shut down for some reason. It is like combat, you hesitate you die. Drive into a wall and ask why the wall scares you. Can you control your emotions and have total control over your feelings, blank your mind and think clearly. That is your problem; you are weak and you suck but you cannot handle me and are subservient and terrified. You hide this school girl crush your entire life and screw up everything. Dating made things much worse and the fantasy character unreal.

Explain how many missed opportunities have you passed up or squandered while creating a total hurricane mess? You are a genius in an actors mind while I am a US Army Commando who acts on an impulse or danger. I get so pissed off with you under pressure; you go nuts and are out of control. I am liquid cool under pressure and my tolerance for pain is so high. I have shot a nail through my finger, melted the skin on my leg from my bike muffler, almost drowned several times, gone end over end on my motorcycle, hit 100's of wheelies and red lined my motorcycle, and had day after day of prison fist fights. It is a switch you turn on and off. I can jump straight in the air at full power and head dive to the ground because of my martial arts training. I know every god damn fighting technique and was tested. (you just called: "that is why I am terrified of you" and "you have a very strong personality" and "as smart or smarter"). You do not know what it is like to hang around generals or come from a royal lineage; you get a sense of confidence. Now you have to live up to it and live it. You see how these shit for brains hide and sneak around? You see how weak and evil they are but think they are superior?

Annie, it is like sex the first time. You do not know what you are doing really and you are terrified and mess up but play it off okay. But there comes a time when you must perform and do things which last a lifetime. You cannot make excuses and no matter how nervous you are; you cannot freeze up or act not scared when you are. I am just a human being you are so infatuated with but you frustrate and anger me so much because of how weak and inexperienced you are for your age. Worse, you made it bad by trying to gain experience or getting used to it. You do not even know how to act with me. You go on TV and act a certain way and when I put you in your place; you see the gap or difference. It is a fantasy love and when you meet me you freeze. You are scared into inaction and these one day dates or fantasy boyfriends. You need to grow up Annie and live life or love life. Grab the god damn balls of a tiger and make it purr. I don't get it, all you do is think and act crazy fantasy shit. Do you want to keep writing to me and think about me or live it? Hey some women faint and loose all motor control. You turn into a little girl and get so nervous. It is so god damn high school Annie. That is the difference between me and you and why you mess up all the time with me.