DEAR ANN: HOW DID RON SILVER KNOW YOU SO INTMATELY, STALK YOU, AND TOOK IT TO THE GRAVE, ONLY YOU SPOKE? HEIR AND WILL? DELAY?

(ANNIE ARE YOU THIS INFERIOR AND THIS MUCH OF A MESS? I SEE YOU AS A MESS AND SO INFERIOR NOW AND LIE TO GET A DEEP PASSIONATE LOVE, NICE TRICK) NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKE YOU ANN...

3/19/2009 9:33:06 AM Dear Ann Coulter; for the last year, I have listened to you explain the last 20 years of our life. My analysis is you are copying and emulating the women I find attractive based on what I say about them. Meanwhile, you log a lot of time with other men and pretend you are my dream woman. You are not; you created this; since it was not natural. Right now, you are coming off as a reused mistress and I was very suspicious with the way you acted and some of what said. I felt you were hording and hiding secrets not even weary or careful of the dangers. I have a list of questions pertaining to your Congressional Medal of Honor award or an Army Silver Star for valor. I revoked your nomination for the CMOH because you are uncooperative and was not spinning matters to instigate and throw me in a fit of rage while I was trying to help you.

Please let me know if you want a CMOH or a Sliver Star or for me to revoke all honors. Here are some questions which have arisen. Do you want anything for the train wreck?
1. What is the cause of your injuries? Self inflicted or not? Heartache and regrets? Unable to compete with champions? Scared beyond grief you will mess up your image with me?
2. How does Ron Silver know so much about you? You live with the man, go to church with him, know his toilet paper and cologne, how many times he has sex a day, and you go on dates and spend Christmas with him.
3. Explain why you log so many hours with so many men or why it caused so many problems? Why did you suddenly cut off the relationship with Ron Silver if it was so intimate as you wrote in two days off the top of your head? I was not able to find one shred of evidence to verify it or double check. Is this what you did in 1999 to throw Clinton off the trail? If so, then are you speaking of us? Annie, do you want me to write a guide to your sex life and every detail? You have an intimate relationship with a liberal and New Yorker (typical rich, New York socialite, actor or media giant, etc… and have a reputation as a mistress; even chasing me and Lori. If you take Ainsley Earhardt and multiply by 3 that is Lori; she is powerful, gorgeous, and perfect in every sense. She is the girl of my dreams and who I truly love.
4. I am so sick of this and the wife swapping act. I need a real champion not a mouthy damn mascot to piss off everybody or frag me. I have seen Lori at work with girl who steal her man; she will put you in your place; really powerful. Do you have an injury or what you call blind rage and hyper sensitivity to become defensive? You are too defensive now and mistreat me often.
5. Why are you there for so many men yet they know nothing of you? Do you have a secret life? Do you live in fantasy land and are some moron? Are you a winning loser or a champion? You are not cooperating and not a champion anymore. You also feel guilt and were hiding things. Why didn’t the media dig up dirt and write up this intimacy or knowledge of Ron Silver? Why are you living with the man? Why did he write so much about you also?
6. Is Bill Maher the same? A practice boyfriend and a trial run? Why don’t you just give me my god damn money and let me go find the woman of my dreams instead of keep me here complaining and asking you questions you cannot answer or do not want to? Messing up badly since you tricked me to stay; yet you feel unapologetic after everything I did for you or went through to protect you and make you successful.
7. You come off as a total coward and are scared out of your mind of me. You act as if you are the woman of my dreams only because you created this; it is not natural. I need your cooperation to figure out if you want a Congressional Medal, a Silver Star, or nothing.

I need to know which one you want or if you want me to revoke any award or praise of what you and I did. It is hard to define and defend you now and you are a mascot. I know you are injured and are depressed of how things turned out but some of it is self inflicted also. Now why does Ron Silver know so much about you and why are you living with men, going to church, dining with them always, out drinking, or have such a bad reputation? Do you have some secret life and want me to think you are a champion also? Why are you scared shitless of me or women who are champions? This is not a game when you or I am injured; you have to stop the god damn games and take it serious. What do you want besides staying and changing my mind about you?

I am sick and tired of changing your diapers Annie or the insane communications you use to throw me in a fit of rage, true or not. Laura even said you had spent the night in a hotel with a guy and in the same bed but no hanky panky. Ski accident and brain injury, is Ron your ski buddy and drinking buddy? So he took secrets to the death? You said that was a ski instructor and not a pleasure trip, only business. I am getting sick of this Annie. I will get you a Sliver Star even if you tricked me and others okay; at least appreciate it and stop this insanity and fantasy world you created.

I hate everything about you but you did earn merit and act bravely under fire. You are not a champion and not the woman of my dreams; I can show you a real one. Take your fucking silver star, give me my damn money, and find some peace in this world okay. I got a god damn world war right now and more important things than how men know so much about you or why you live with them or go to church with them even if they are married. I bet you would have wrecked my marriage because you were my partner; you even dressed up and did your hair like Lori in 2003. Then went on Pol Inc and acted like Billary Maher’s girl. You might be trying a little too hard and doing things which drive others away. Take the damn Silver Star and go; stop pleading your case and telling me you are the perfect wife and mate. Let me figure out how to find the woman of my dreams also instead of some fantasy and daily jealousy.